Heavens above, your moirail is an awful person. One day you're going to make her clear it up with Boopis - one way or another - because you might not be a romantic expert, but you're fairly certain the way Sipara jerks her around can't be healthy.

(For either of them! You're certain Boopis only tolerates you for Sipara's sake, but that doesn't mean you want her feelings getting hurt.)

But not today. Sipara mentions pailing, rolling out the word with a pointed emphasis, and you laugh, mortified, and hide your face behind your arm. "Stop that," you demand, and then she adds on her second comment, and you yelp: "Stop, oh my god -"

Or at least, that's what you try to say, but once you've started laughing, it's hard to stop.