THE EDITED PHERES LOG POST

[refiningspacetime]

=> PHERES: Abscond.

=> FLEETBOUND POST. [refiningSpacetime - FIN]
=> MARDUK: Call your guide. [FIN]
=> RICCIN: Retrieve the damsel in distress. [FIN]
=> HINNOM: Lead him home. [FIN]
=> FLEETBOUND POST. [activatingAggro- FIN]
=> SIPARA: Fetch your dumb moirail. [FIN]
=> PHERES: Wake up. [FIN]
 

SUMMARY: Taking drinks from strangers is generally a bad idea. Pheres needs to be picked up from a party, but life is hard when your moirail is out of town and all of your friends are terrible. Luckily, there's always Fleetbound!

WARNINGS: None! Except for Pheres being thoroughly depressing in Lead him home.

THIS HAS BEEN FINALLY EDITED. For like the third time. Due to POV-switching shenanigans, you may occasionally encounter weird shifts / incorrect verb pluralisation at points that I missed in switching from 3rd person to 2nd person POV. Sorry! :c

For the most part, though, typoes should be fixed and continuity is now more accurate!

ALSO:  Follow the story through the links above to ensure you're reading the correct, edited threads, please and thank youu

Comments

=> MARDUK: Call your guide.

[forgottensebayt]

forgottenSebayt [FS] began trolling postalPrestidigitation [PP]

FS: 1. [POLITE] hello, pp.
FS: 2. [INQUIRING] are you perhaps still awake?

FS: 1. [REGRETFUL] if you are not, of course, that is entirely acceptable, and of course the expected response: when speaking in regards to acceptability, being awake at this hour is somewhat abnormal.

PP: ( - Yo + wHaSsUp bOo - )
PP: ( - nO NeEd tO ApOlTeRgHeIsT + YoU KnOw mE GiRl + oNlY GeT ShUtEyE WhEn i'm dEaD-EyEd - 0*v*0 - )
PP: ( - hOoHoOhOo - )

FS: 1. [RELIEVED AMUSEMENT] ha ha ha.
FS: 2. [EVIDENT RELIEF] i didn't wish to wake you, but i am glad you are awake.
FS: 3. [CURIOUSITY] are you perhaps out on one of your delivery routes?

PP: ( - YaH + JuSt gHoUlInG AbOuT On mY RoUtE + LeTtInG ThE SpOoKs dO ThEiR ThAnG + WhY - )
PP: ( - YoU WaNnA HaNg? -)
PP: (- cOs i fOuNd sOmE RoPe iN ThE TrAsH-HeAp oThEr dAy + hOoHoOhOo! - )
PP: ( - 0*v*0 - )

FS: 1. [WRY AMUSEMENT] you are a very funny grub. whomever would think to intermix the literal and colloquial definitions of two similar words in such a way, but you?
FS: 2. [INFORMATIVE] i do wish to "hang", as you put it, using of course the colloquial definition, and not the literal.
FS: 3. [INFORMATIVE] aa has asked me to do her a favor. have you checked fleetbound as of late?

PP: ( - YaH + I SeEn tHe fRaIl + bOy iS CrUnK As fUcK - )
PP: ( - GoNnA GeT ShAnKeD - )
PP: ( - bUt i bEt hE'Ll lEaVe a rEaL SwEeT GhOsT BeHiNd! + SpArKpLuGs aLwAyS Do + 0*v*0 - )

FS: 1. [HESITANT] ...
FS: 2. [INFORMATIVE] i'm afraid that the purpose of aa's favor is to, in fact, ensure that he does not get shanked, or killed, or otherwise end up as a ghost for your collection.

PP: ( - UgH + ArE YoU SeRiOuS - )
PP: ( - GiRl iS A DrAg + sHe's aLwAyS CaStInG ShAdE On mY FuN + 0*n*0 - )

FS: 4. [SINCERE] my apologies.

FS: 1. [HESITANT] but to digress, i was wondering if you would like to accompany me.
FS: 2. [HESITANT] since you are already awake at this hour and venturing around the city, i thought perhaps it could be a fun engagement, and the presence of two trolls would make us both slightly less likely to engage negative attention of which we are unprepared to handle.

PP: ( - HmMm + bOo i gOt wOrK - )

FS: 1. [APOLOGETIC] i know. i was hoping that perhaps you could delay some of your activities, but now i see that this was an unkind and indeed unfeasible thing to proposition, given the importance of your work.

PP: ( - IdGaF + LeTs dO It - )

FS: 2. [APOLOGETIC] your help is, of course, entirely unncecessary, and i was largely asking out of the selfish desire for company during this jaunt: as a jadeblood wearing imperial colours, the likelihood of gaining negative attention is statistically marginal to the point that any actual confrontation would fall entirely out of the norm.

FS: 3. [APOLOGETIC] and third of all--

PP: ( - HeY - )
PP: ( - HeY - )
PP: ( - HeY - )
PP: ( - )-(EY - )

FS: 1. [APOLOGETIC] ???

PP: ( - BoO + LeTs dO ThIs sHiT - )

forgottenSebayt [FS] ceased trolling postalPrestidigitation [PP]

=> HINNOM: Lead him home.

[postalprestidigitation]

Smell comes back before your vision does. The air is warm and humid, with the familiar stench of waste water and sewage permeating the air, strong enough that you can taste it in the back of your throat. Usually, it's not too bad: there's time to adjust from the fresh air outside to the cramped, stagnant air of the sewers.

Not today. And worse yet is the smell of fresh bile, strong enough you can practically taste it. The smell is so bad, it makes you want to heave.

It sounds like Pheres is already in the process.

There's spots in your vision, but you're used to the transition of light and dark: already your eyes are adjusting, and you can make out Pheres's outline in front of you. He's hunched over, wheezing, and - oh, gross, he's the cause of the smell.

He's puking all over the ground, and his nice, white shoes.

"BLUH," you say, scampering back.